the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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