I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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