discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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