Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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