wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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