i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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