I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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