this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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