you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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