Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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