the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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