You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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