i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
i think i just lost a toe
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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