and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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