Where is the hickey?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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