At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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