I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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