And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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