Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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