Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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