Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
