Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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