Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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