it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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