his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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