Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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