Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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