Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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