We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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