pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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