Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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