Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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