white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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