she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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