that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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