What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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