i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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