I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
