I think I just saw someone hide a body.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
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