handjob tips. give me some.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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