That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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