I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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