you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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