i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize
