even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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