glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
that may or may not have been my penis.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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