We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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