you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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