I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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