i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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