all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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