Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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