A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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