Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I need to align my fucking chakras
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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